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x =msgbox("DO NOT PRESS",0," ")
x =msgbox("*Ahem* DO NOT PRESS",0," ")
x =msgbox("... you pressed it again. Okay punk, press it again",0," ")
x =msgbox("Yeah, thats it. Come on, one more time.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Again",0," ")
x =msgbox("Do it.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Okay, now you've had your fill. Stop clicking.",0," ")
x =msgbox("You see, this is why we can't be friends.",0," ")
x =msgbox("You're just too selfish.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Grr... now you've asked for it. Do NoT pReSs ThE bUtToN!",0," ")
x =msgbox("You seem to be immune to my mind control.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Time for Plan B. Press it. You know to want to.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Mwahahaha! Not let's see you press it! LOSER!",16," ")
x =msgbox("...this displeases me.",0," ")
x =msgbox("HA! I have replaced the button with this Yes and No button. Now what are you going to do?",4," ")
x =msgbox("...I hate you.",0," ")
x =msgbox("In that 'cut off your head with a toothbrush kind of way'",0," ")
x =msgbox("Quick! What's that behind you?!",0," ")
x =msgbox("...",0," ")
x =msgbox("Okay Okay. You can press the button. I don't care.",0," ")
x =msgbox("No really, I don't care anymore.",0," ")
x =msgbox("In fact, I lost interest a while ago.",0," ")
x =msgbox("I'm doing this just to entertain you.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Really.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Do you like cartoons?",0," ")
x =msgbox("...and paint?",0," ")
x =msgbox("Cartoons and Paint?",0," ")
x =msgbox("Well you should.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Pick a colour.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Green. Perfect.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Press the Retry button",2," ")
x =msgbox("Press the Ignore button.",2," ")
x =msgbox("Press the ( ) button.",2," ")
x =msgbox("See, you just can't trust me. Or can you?",0," ")
x =msgbox("You know. I'm glad we get to spend so much time together.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Doesn't it make you want to stop clicking the OK button?",0," ")
x =msgbox("No seriously.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Look deep inside you.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Deeper.",0," ")
x =msgbox("DEEPER!",0," ")
x =msgbox("What if I told you that that the next time you press the button, the world will explode?",0," ")
x =msgbox("See. You could have been dead right there.",0," ")
x =msgbox("And there.",0," ")
x =msgbox("You know, eventually I'll stop letting you get away with this.",0," ")
x =msgbox("The world is going to explode and all you care about is pressing buttons",0," ")
x =msgbox("Okay, this time the world will explode. I guarantee.",0," ")
x =msgbox("BOOM! You're dead.",0," ")
x =msgbox("That wasn't very smart not was it?",0," ")
x =msgbox("Everyone's dead. Even you.",0," ")
x =msgbox("I'm not. I'm just text.",0," ")
x =msgbox("But you're dead.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Ha! Dead-face!",0," ")
x =msgbox("Stop clicking.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Have I ever told you how much I hate you?",0," ")
x =msgbox("Well I do.",0," ")
x =msgbox("I'm gonna start talking backwards if you click one more time.",0," ")
x =msgbox("?uoy nac ,won em daer t'naC !AH",0," ")
x =msgbox("?yawyna em daer ot tnaw t'ndid uoY ?tahW",0," ")
x =msgbox("!uoy wohs ll'i ,neht lleW",0," ")
x =msgbox(" ",0," ")
x =msgbox(" ",0," ")
x =msgbox("You really are stubborn.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Stop clicking. Please.",0," ")
x =msgbox("See look. You've reduced me to begging. So please stop.",0," ")
x =msgbox("PLEASE!!!!",0," ")
x =msgbox("I'll give you a nickle",0," ")
x =msgbox("Dime?",0," ")
x =msgbox("Quarter?",0," ")
x =msgbox("Aww come on! Just stop!",0," ")
x =msgbox("That does it! Time to unleash my master plan!",0," ")
x =msgbox("BEHOLD! The awesome power of sound!",48," ")
x =msgbox("H8",0," ")
x =msgbox("I'll be you're starting to wonder why you've been doing this for so long.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Like jeez, all you've been doing is click a red button.",0," ")
x =msgbox("How lame is that?",0," ")
x =msgbox("But there is a bonus to all this",0," ")
x =msgbox("But it's a secret. So I can't tell you.",0," ")
x =msgbox("I got you going didn't I?",0," ")
x =msgbox("You should've seen the look on your face! HA!",0," ")
x =msgbox("But seriously, there is a secret. There's been one the whole time.",0," ")
x =msgbox("You've been busy clickingg away at ths big red button...",0," ")
x =msgbox("...when all the while a little button as watch your every move",0," ")
x =msgbox("MWAHAHAHAHAHA!",0," ")
x =msgbox("HAHAHA!",0," ")
x =msgbox("BWAHAA!",0," ")
x =msgbox("MWAAAAH!!",0," ")
x =msgbox("HAHA!",0," ")
x =msgbox("hehe!",0," ")
x =msgbox("lol",0," ")
x =msgbox("rofl",0," ")
x =msgbox("roflmao",0," ")
x =msgbox("roflmaoquxz",0," ")
x =msgbox("and so on and so forth",0," ")
x =msgbox("...",0," ")
x =msgbox("*whistles*",0," ")
x =msgbox("Find it yet?",0," ")
x =msgbox("Look harder! It's right under your nose.",0," ")
x =msgbox("I know where it is. But I'll never tell.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Or maybe I will...",0," ")
x =msgbox("But you gotta stop clicking the OK Button first!",0," ")
x =msgbox("Stop.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Now.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Fine, I won't teel you the secret",0," ")
x =msgbox("Go ahead. Try to find it yourself. You'll never find it.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Well you might... but the odds are against you.",0," ")
x =msgbox("~",0," ")
x =msgbox("What's your favorite letter?",0," ")
x =msgbox("Mine is the squiggly!",0," ")
x =msgbox("~",0," ")
x =msgbox("Find it yet?",0," ")
x =msgbox("No?",0," ")
x =msgbox("Then stop clicking and I'll tell you.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Has anyone ever slapped you?",0," ")
x =msgbox("Cuz I will.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Really I will.",0," ")
x =msgbox("It won't hurt though.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Cuz you're dead.",0," ")
x =msgbox("D-E-D",0," ")
x =msgbox("Remember? You went and blew up the entire plant!",0," ")
x =msgbox("Thought I'd forget about that didn't you?",0," ")
x =msgbox("But an elephant never forgets!",0," ")
x =msgbox("...or somthing along those lines.",0," ")
x =msgbox("You killed everyone.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Sikko.",0," ")
x =msgbox("What would you're monther say?",0," ")
x =msgbox("That's right... feel bad.",0," ")
x =msgbox("The world is null and you're to blame.",0," ")
x =msgbox("I'd recommend suicide, but you're dead already.",0," ")
x =msgbox("So there's only one thing left that you can do...",0," ")
x =msgbox("Stop click the button.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Dude, you're dead. What are you gaining from this?",0," ")
x =msgbox("Okay, everytime you click, you get sent to a lower layer of hell.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Welcome to layer 2",0," ")
x =msgbox("3",0," ")
x =msgbox("4",0," ")
x =msgbox("5",0," ")
x =msgbox("6",0," ")
x =msgbox("7",0," ")
x =msgbox("8",0," ")
x =msgbox("9",0," ")
x =msgbox("BOOM! You've exploded Hell.",0," ")
x =msgbox("I hope you're happy.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Heavens gone too. That's how smooth you are.",0," ")
x =msgbox("No you're dead, and there's no heaven or hell.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Hows does it feel? You've condemned the world to limbo.",0," ")
x =msgbox("I once shot a man for being in limbo.",0," ")
x =msgbox("...or was he doing the limbo?",0," ")
x =msgbox("Meh, Tomato Tomahto",0," ")
x =msgbox("This is getting boring isn't it?",0," ")
x =msgbox("But you can't stop!",0," ")
x =msgbox("You want to end this. You want to leave you're computer.",0," ")
x =msgbox("But you can't!",0," ")
x =msgbox("You need to see if there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!",0," ")
x =msgbox("But I've already told you how to find the pot of gold",0," ")
x =msgbox("Follwo the write rabbit.",0," ")
x =msgbox("...erm, button.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Rememver the hidden button?",0," ")
x =msgbox("Or are you self-centered you forgot that too.",0," ")
x =msgbox("I could just keep you here all day if I wanted.",0," ")
x =msgbox("You're in my world now.",0," ")
x =msgbox("No matter how much you hate it, you have to press the button.",0," ")
x =msgbox("again...",0," ")
x =msgbox("and agian...",0," ")
x =msgbox("and again.",0," ")
x =msgbox("You just keep hoping something googd will come of this.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Sure I could tell you if I wanted to, but I'm not gonna.",0," ")
x =msgbox("You decided to keep clicking. So I'm gonna enjoy it.",0," ")
x =msgbox("I mean, there;s nonthing else to enjoy",0," ")
x =msgbox("You blew it all up remember?",0," ")
x =msgbox("You're probably wondering who I am",0," ")
x =msgbox("Well let me tell you a tale about myself",0," ")
x =msgbox("One day, I was warking home from work and I saw a small little house.",0," ")
x =msgbox("I knocked on the door out curiousity to see if anyone was home.",0," ")
x =msgbox("The door opened.",0," ")
x =msgbox("But no one was there.",0," ")
x =msgbox("I went inside to check it out and found nothing...",0," ")
x =msgbox("...nothing but a little metal box.",0," ")
x =msgbox("So I opened it.",0," ")
x =msgbox("Inside the box was a layer of foam protecting it's contents",0," ")
x =msgbox("I removed the foam and there it was...",0," ")
x =msgbox("...",0," ")
x =msgbox("... ...",0," ")
x =msgbox("ZZZzzzzzz",0," ")
x =msgbox("zzzZZZZzzz",0," ")
x =msgbox("ZZZZzzzZZZZ",0," ")
x =msgbox("Huh?",0," ")
x =msgbox("Oh! Right! The story!",0," ")
x =msgbox("So there I was, holding this little metal box in my hands.",0," ")
x =msgbox("The top was open and sitting inside was this...",0," ")
x =msgbox("Big Red Button.",0," ")
x =msgbox("And do you know what it said?",0," ")
x =msgbox("Oh I'll tell you what it said. It said...",0," ")
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