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Comic relief - 4/30/2005 8:05:00 AM

giantlunarmoth

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https://www.timekiller.org/filelib/swat_signals.jpg

If you haven't already seen it...good for a laugh or two.

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RE: Comic relief - 7/26/2005 2:38:55 AM

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WHUAHAHAHA, I haven't seen it, it is hilarious

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RE: Comic relief - 8/18/2005 12:22:19 AM

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This is taken from an instruction sheet found inside a insulated travel mug given out at a work luncheon. I am typing them in as found on the slip of paper, any mistakes are not mine.

16 Ounce Double Insulated Travel Mug Instructions
The Mug is designed for right-handed and left-handed use.

When you hold it with your left hand to drink:
- Hold the handle your left hand
- Use your right hand to place the top on with the opening facing the handle, and
- Screw the top clockwise. It will stop in the correct sopt.

When you hold it in your right hand to drink:
- Hold the handle your right hand
- User your left hand to place the top on with the opening facing away from the handle, and
- Screw the top clockwise. It will stop in the correct spot.

Please follow these care instructions for your new Mug:
- Was thoroughly in warm soapy water beforeuse.
- Never pour boiling water or liquids into the mug. It is designed for temperatures of 170 F
- Always be certain the lid is tight and secure before drinking.
- Do not overfill the mug with anything hot to avoid scalding.
- Keep out of reach of children when filled with hot liquid to avoid scalding.
- The mug is not microwavable
- Hand was only and use no bleach or cleansers containing chlorine

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RE: Comic relief - 9/19/2005 12:35:51 AM

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Because I had nothing better to do.......

Mutant Marsupials Take Up Arms Against Australian Air Force :
http://extlab1.entnem.ufl.edu/IH8PCs/other/kangaroo.htm

Tech Support's Tech Support Problems
http://extlab1.entnem.ufl.edu/IH8PCs/other/tech-3.htm

Beelzebub Gates
http://extlab1.entnem.ufl.edu/IH8PCs/other/satan.htm

The Borg vs Microsoft
http://extlab1.entnem.ufl.edu/IH8PCs/other/borg.htm

hehe.......
http://extlab1.entnem.ufl.edu/IH8PCs/other/index.htm

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RE: Comic relief - 9/27/2005 1:25:52 AM

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uhhh....

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RE: Comic relief - 9/27/2005 2:07:39 AM

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hehe, Manga is one of my favorites

funny is also Ranma 1/2 .. Panda always makes a funny entrance....

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RE: Comic relief - 11/11/2005 2:45:45 AM

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A humorous Statistical Rash:
A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine, and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans
E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you. - Author Unknown

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